September 10, 2012

Rogers Arena Ice Ice Baby

The ice is back in Rogers Arena. To celebrate, I, Derek ‘White bread’ Jory, pay homage to my hero Vanilla Ice.

Yo, fans of hockey, let’s kick it!

Rogers Arena ice ice baby

Rogers Arena ice ice baby

All right stop

I’ll elaborate and it’ll glisten

Rogers Arena ice is back so I thought I’d mention

It’s almost hockey time maybe delayed slightly

But the ice is ready to be skated on nightly

Will it turn to slop?

No, it ain’t no sloppy joe

Turn off the lights and it’ll glow

Supreme ice ready for deke and dangle

Let’s turn the page and an opponent we’ll mangle

September 7, 2012

Malhotra and the Whitecaps

Vancouver Canucks forward Manny Malhotra was invited to join the Vancouver Whitecaps for practice Friday. He did. And he loved it.

Here’s the proof.

And, because it’s Friday, and you are awesome, here’s a teaser video of Malhotra strutting his stuff with the Whitecaps.

September 6, 2012

Green is in!

You, the fans, have spoken.

The Green Men, Force and Sully, will be one of three inaugural inductees into ESPN’s Hall of Fans on September 19th in Bristol, Connecticut.

The ceremony will be emceed by SportsNation’s Charissa Thompson and includes remarks by ESPN president John Skipper.

Three vintage stadium chairs with individual plaques will be placed on the Bristol lawn and will immortalize the names of the inductees; Captain Dee-Fense (Larry H.) of the Baltimore Ravens and Emily of the University of Alabama (specifically softball) round out the winners.

“To be part of the inaugural class is something extra special,” said Adam Forsythe (Sully), told ESPN’s Kristen Hudak.

“There will be Hall of Fame classes beyond this one, but to be inducted on the first go-round is awesome. It’s pretty cool to think the small idea of two idiots in green suits attending a hockey game three years ago would turn into something so big. To be the only Canadian representative and only hockey representative makes it even better.”

Over the 10 day voting period nearly 50,000 votes were cast, many from you, many for the Green Men.

The Green Men will be immortalized, but they represent Vancouver Canucks fans the world over.

As always, thank you for your support.

August 27, 2012

300,000 WHAT WHAT!

As you heard from Dan Hamhuis and can see from the image below, @VanCanucks, the official Twitter account of the Vancouver Canucks, hit 300,000 followers this morning. If you’re a follower, thank you. If you’re not, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!

August 23, 2012

Everyone has a crush on Kevin Bieksa. You included?

August 22, 2012

Hammer time

Dan Hamhuis is visiting the Canucks Hockey School today and this morning he took part in an intense Q&A session with the participants.

Best question of the day so far:

Kid: “Who’s your best friend on the team”

Hamhuis: “I like being friends with the goalies so they stop the puck if I make a mistake.”

August 17, 2012

Team Derek

I’m excited to meet Derek Joslin. I’m excited to meet all the new Canucks, naturally, but Joslin is already shaping up to be a special player based on his first name alone.

He’s a Derek, so he’s family.

Plus I want to get his take on being named Derek, since apparently it’s a name no one uses anymore and is “immune to rehabilitation,” according to our friends over at BBC.

Tim Hemming, the Canucks IT guru who keeps my phone running despite it not having legs, forwarded me THIS ARTICLE two days ago. Give it a glance. It’s hilarious. What I learned is that Derek is out as a name and, truth be told, it was never really in.

“It’s 1,158th on the baby name list, equal with Ace, Kofi and Om”

Ace, Kofi and Om? Unless we’re talking Ace Ventura, I have never met anyone with those names. I do, however, know a handful of Dereks, and yes, Derek Jeter is included as someone I “know.”

So I wrote in to the BBC to defend my good name, and that of Joslin and Jeter.

HERE’S THE FOLLOW UP ARTICLE, complete with a photo of me and my son I submitted for them to use. This is a hilarious article to read (and is worth reading all the way down for Bland’s comments alone), but I’m curious as to how the name Derek has served Joslin throughout his life.

Having signed with the Canucks this summer, it clearly isn’t hindering him.

DEREK’S UNITE!

Derek Bonus Quiz: Can you name the Dereks above? Some have the first name, others use it as a last name, some are real, some are fake.

Good luck and Derekspeed.

August 16, 2012

Bieksa drops in

In memory of Rick Rypien, who died a year ago August 15th, the 2012 edition of the NHLPA’s Goals and Dreams Cup is taking place in his home town of Crowsnest Pass, Alberta, today.

As part of the festivities, a Rick Rypien Memorial Hockey Camp is being run from August 13-17th, and today Vancouver Canucks defenceman, and Rypien’s dear friend, Kevin Bieksa dropped by.

The above photo was taken by the Canucks crew in Alberta covering the event. This was part of a brief Q&A Bieksa did with the kids. On the very first question, Juice was thrown a curve ball: “my mom has a crush on you,” beamed the youngster. “That’s not a question, that’s a comment!” replied Bieksa, tongue-in-cheek.

Follow @VanCanucks Thursday for coverage of the event, with a feature video expected to be up on Canucks.com early next week.

August 15, 2012

Envelope please…

The winner of the Canucks in the Summer deviantArt contest is: “Summer” by peanutjester

The voting as intense. It looked like a one horse race (which is technically just a horse running, I guess) at first, with “Canucks in the Summer” by Bleezer leading the way. The poll closed Tuesday at noon PST and somehow, peanutjester swooped in and captured the title and the Canucks team-signed stick with 30.64% of the votes.

Overall peanutjester collected 514 of 1,674 votes.

Thanks to everyone who arted and/or voted!

July 28, 2012

The one about…the Naslund commercial

What do Markus Naslund, Ilya Kovalchuk and Steve Pinizzotto have in common?

They all starred in the following commercial.

Did you spot Pinizzotto? Neither did I. But he swears he was one of the Vancouver Canucks extras on the ice in the opening hockey scene and he has the photos to support his story.

Shuffling through photo albums Saturday at Pinizzotto’s childhood home, he came to a page with photos of him, in Canucks gear, beside Naslund in one, and Kovalchuk in the other.

Pinizzotto is a master at Photoshop?

“Those are real,” he laughed. “I auditioned, I ended up winning the part, and then I found out it was with Naslund and Kovalchuk. I even wore the Canucks jersey, by chance. Kind of crazy. I think I was 17 here, maybe. I look so young.

“I’m glad that wasn’t the only time I got to put on an NHL jersey.”