Rogers Arena Ice Ice Baby

The ice is back in Rogers Arena. To celebrate, I, Derek ‘White bread’ Jory, pay homage to my hero Vanilla Ice.

Yo, fans of hockey, let’s kick it!

Rogers Arena ice ice baby

Rogers Arena ice ice baby

All right stop

I’ll elaborate and it’ll glisten

Rogers Arena ice is back so I thought I’d mention

It’s almost hockey time maybe delayed slightly

But the ice is ready to be skated on nightly

Will it turn to slop?

No, it ain’t no sloppy joe

Turn off the lights and it’ll glow

Supreme ice ready for deke and dangle

Let’s turn the page and an opponent we’ll mangle